Browsing All posts tagged under »Marxism«

Please save me from myself, Obama!

April 3, 2012

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Well, the Mega Millions have come and gone, and despite the three tickets I bought, I’m still poor. Three dollars poorer than before, in fact. This is nobody’s fault but the lottery’s, of course. See? Obama said so himself: That was from 2000. The takeaway: “One of the concerns that I [Obama] have, obviously, is […]

I now officially denounce Sarah Palin

June 11, 2011

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Wow. I never thought I would write these words, but…Sarah Palin, you’re a dangerous menace. I hope you never make it to the White House. My condemnation of Sarah Palin, however, does not translate to an exoneration of The Huffington Post, the ultra-liberal blog that somehow acquired around 24,000 emails from Sarah Palin’s days as governor […]

Very wealthy couple spent lots of money on jewelry

May 18, 2011

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If you saw the above headline in a newspaper or on a blog somewhere, you would roll your eyes at what our society considers news. Really, who would read that headline, gasp, and say, “Oh man, this is unbelievable, I gotta read more!”? It seems completely reasonable to believe that the only people among whom […]

U.S. Federal Government: “No Salt for You!”

April 23, 2010

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     Great news! The U.S. government plans to control our salt intake! Over time, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) will gradually reduce the amount of salt in our foods so that we won’t even notice the difference between the Salt Era and the Post-Salt Era.      Why is this great news? Because now we don’t have […]

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